Vii vould like to play

Ah, famiclones. Funstations, Tristar 64s… And now, Viis. Not only is it Dracula’s new favorite console, but it also comes with built-in games like “Happy Tennis” and “Fever Move”, in which your character seems to be some sort of big-headed catlike thing. The Vii comes in white, pink, and light blue, and will be sold for ¥1280 ($170).

An ad for the Vii.